elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

the-dalek-in-221b:

asphyxion:

i went to a high school where they played jeopardy music when you had about 30 seconds to get to class and i shit you not best part of the day was seeing kids sprinting to class with this music playing

My old school did this but it got better because they put the James Bond theme song with it. 

It was awesome.

THIS IS THE ONE TIME I WILL EVER ADMIT TO SCHOOL BEING AWESOME

m-oonblaze:

everyone’s getting into relationships and you know what im getting? some more food brb

benedictatorship:

shakeitbakeitbo0tyquakeit:

i hate when the teacher ends a lesson early and gives the class time to talk with each other because im always just sitting there alone for 10 minutes like

my dad sent these to me and said, “Look at our chalkboard in the break room!” 

whatsanialler:

how am i supposed to get a boyfriend i cant even get anons

zooeyclairedeschahell:

“cool jeans,” i tell a cute boy

little did he know that i actually talking about his genes because those chromosomes have combined beautifully ay papi

drarna:

i used to do tmi tuesdays in the summer but my followers got kinda mad because i never took them seriously

jinn0uchi:

the-hatred-machine:

purgatorystuck:

Mi papá tiene 47 años= my dad is 47 years old

Mi papa tiene 47 anos= my potato has 47 assholes

I love spanish

A capital letter changes it even further:

Mi Papa tiene 47 anos = My pope has 47 anuses

literally the best post I have seen on this website